"Oh honey! Doesn't it feel good to flirt?"
My response:
"Wha--? Mom, I'm not flirting. Just because he's a boy and I am a girl and we are talking does not mean we are flirting, okay!"
And then she grins.
A very sly and motherly grin that only a mother such as mine can give a daughter such as hers.
It is most discomforting.
I do not like it.
Not.
One.
Bit.
...
And for the record, I was not flirting.
k.p.b.
3.19.15
10.24pm
thurs.
